{"id":11706,"date":"2011-11-01T19:00:34","date_gmt":"2011-11-01T23:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=11706"},"modified":"2011-11-01T15:24:03","modified_gmt":"2011-11-01T19:24:03","slug":"rain-haircut-snow-present","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/01\/rain-haircut-snow-present\/","title":{"rendered":"Rain >> Haircut >> Snow >> Present"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got Noah some new boots. I saw them and couldn’t resist, my wallet opening itself and spewing the money necessary. I put up little fight.<\/p>\n

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Test drive.<\/p>\n

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Water-resistant is not the same as water-proof.<\/p>\n

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Hair cut.<\/p>\n

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While Noah was in the chair, the weather turned.<\/p>\n

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Back home, dried off, psyched to open the mail.<\/p>\n

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Auntie Mindy, generous as always. Thank you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I got Noah some new boots. I saw them and couldn’t resist, my wallet opening itself and spewing the money necessary. I put up little fight. Test drive. Water-resistant is not the same as water-proof. Hair cut. While Noah was in the chair, the weather turned. Back home, dried off, psyched to open the mail. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,45,40,56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-auntie-mindy","category-chores","category-fashion","category-sappy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pl9oj-32O","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11706"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11706\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11740,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11706\/revisions\/11740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}