{"id":11988,"date":"2011-11-28T19:00:54","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T00:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=11988"},"modified":"2011-11-28T15:00:30","modified_gmt":"2011-11-28T20:00:30","slug":"the-museum-of-things-we-complain-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/28\/the-museum-of-things-we-complain-about\/","title":{"rendered":"The museum of things we complain about"},"content":{"rendered":"

A couple Saturdays ago we walked over to the Transit Museum.<\/p>\n

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To make sure it was an adventure, we linked up with this girl.<\/p>\n

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The Transit Museum is great, you can pretend to drive buses…<\/p>\n

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There are scale models that let you know what it’s like to have a train coming at you…<\/p>\n

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But downstairs, you can see what it would be like to sit in the trains of yesteryear.<\/p>\n

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There is even a museum cat.<\/p>\n

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Derbils!<\/p>\n

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Pole dancers.<\/p>\n

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The best lesson, learning how to ride for free.<\/p>\n

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A couple Saturdays ago we walked over to the Transit Museum. To make sure it was an adventure, we linked up with this girl. The Transit Museum is great, you can pretend to drive buses… There are scale models that let you know what it’s like to have a train coming at you… But downstairs, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10,53,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chilling","category-exploring","category-friends"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pl9oj-37m","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11988"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12006,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11988\/revisions\/12006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}