{"id":12502,"date":"2012-01-11T16:30:55","date_gmt":"2012-01-11T21:30:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=12502"},"modified":"2012-01-10T13:09:47","modified_gmt":"2012-01-10T18:09:47","slug":"2000-kids-yelling-at-a-giant-red-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/11\/2000-kids-yelling-at-a-giant-red-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"2000 kids yelling at a giant red dog."},"content":{"rendered":"

Field trip!<\/p>\n

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There are lines in the city for everything.<\/p>\n

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Things were already rolling when we got to our seats.<\/p>\n

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The star of the show.<\/p>\n

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Trust me when I tell you that every kid in this place was yelling as loud as they could.<\/p>\n

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Except this dude… Who wasn’t psyched at all and wanted to leave.<\/p>\n

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The end.<\/p>\n

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Field trip! There are lines in the city for everything. Things were already rolling when we got to our seats. The star of the show. Trust me when I tell you that every kid in this place was yelling as loud as they could. Except this dude… Who wasn’t psyched at all and wanted to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13,3,61],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bummed","category-friends","category-theater"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pl9oj-3fE","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12502"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12502\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12517,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12502\/revisions\/12517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}