{"id":12649,"date":"2012-02-07T16:30:06","date_gmt":"2012-02-07T21:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=12649"},"modified":"2012-02-08T21:50:45","modified_gmt":"2012-02-09T02:50:45","slug":"film-snob-in-training","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/07\/film-snob-in-training\/","title":{"rendered":"Film snob in training"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday Noah experienced his first film festival. We carefully explained to him that it is important, when attending such an event, to remain critical of everything around him at all times.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"12650\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/07\/film-snob-in-training\/kreg-holt-408\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8064.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8064.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8064.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12650\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8064.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We (somehow) found our seats (no usher? SMH!) and began to examine the (hastily designed) schedule (which was not in military time!).<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"12651\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/07\/film-snob-in-training\/kreg-holt-409\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8069.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8069.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8069.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12651\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8069.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As the lights lowered (barely, is this absolute dark? OMG!) the projector sprung to life.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"12653\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/07\/film-snob-in-training\/kreg-holt-411\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8117.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8117.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8117.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12653\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8117.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(Animals, so predictable)<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"12652\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/07\/film-snob-in-training\/kreg-holt-410\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8086.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8086.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8086.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12652\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8086.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"12656\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/07\/film-snob-in-training\/kreg-holt-414\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8114.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8114.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8114.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12656\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8114.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Good times. 10 short animations. All well chosen. I highly recommend it (even if Kate had to drag Noah and I there).<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"12658\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/07\/film-snob-in-training\/kreg-holt-415\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8136.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8136.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8136.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12658\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8136.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, I don&#8217;t recommend going shopping with Kate after.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"12655\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/07\/film-snob-in-training\/kreg-holt-413\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8140.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8140.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8140.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12655\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/120204_8140.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday Noah experienced his first film festival. We carefully explained to him that it is important, when attending such an event, to remain critical of everything around him at all times. We (somehow) found our seats (no usher? SMH!) and began to examine the (hastily designed) schedule (which was not in military time!). 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