{"id":13003,"date":"2012-04-09T16:30:26","date_gmt":"2012-04-09T20:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=13003"},"modified":"2012-04-09T14:04:07","modified_gmt":"2012-04-09T18:04:07","slug":"shopping-is-super-boring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/09\/shopping-is-super-boring\/","title":{"rendered":"Shopping is super boring"},"content":{"rendered":"

The other weekend we needed to take care of some really boring stuff, like shopping for a mattress.<\/p>\n

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The “day-dreaming until dad tells me to take of my shoes” test.<\/p>\n

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The “bouncing until someone yells at me” test.<\/p>\n

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Not sure how the “walking from one mattress to another” tests applies to us.<\/p>\n

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The “withstand corniness” test.<\/p>\n

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Making a decision.<\/p>\n

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We are not chair shopping!<\/p>\n

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Later at the mall… 3 year olds know what typewriters are?<\/p>\n

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Noah ran off to find Kate and tell her about the typewriter.<\/p>\n

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So. bored.<\/p>\n

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The other weekend we needed to take care of some really boring stuff, like shopping for a mattress. The “day-dreaming until dad tells me to take of my shoes” test. The “bouncing until someone yells at me” test. Not sure how the “walking from one mattress to another” tests applies to us. The “withstand corniness” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13,45,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bummed","category-chores","category-shopping"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pl9oj-3nJ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13003"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13021,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13003\/revisions\/13021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}