{"id":13515,"date":"2012-06-07T16:30:04","date_gmt":"2012-06-07T20:30:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=13515"},"modified":"2012-06-07T10:36:19","modified_gmt":"2012-06-07T14:36:19","slug":"birthday-salts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Salts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WE BACK!!! (There was some computer trouble for a minute. I know you missed us)<\/p>\n<p>Here is a story about New Jersey. A couple Saturdays ago Al and Michelle invited us out for a birthday bash. Their two kids, Rocco (whose middle name is &#8220;Thunder&#8221;!!) was turning 3, and Isabella is turning 7. Traffic kept us from enjoying the clowns, and balloons, and bouncy house&#8230; but we go there just in time for cake.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13516\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-985\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8083.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8083.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8083.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13516\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8083.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13517\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-986\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8090.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8090.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8090.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13517\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8090.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A happy party goers.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13518\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-987\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8098.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8098.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8098.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13518\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8098.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Did I mention that this guy was there&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13519\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-988\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8103.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8103.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8103.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13519\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8103.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Rocco is the one eyeing the cake, like it doesn&#8217;t know what&#8217;s coming.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13526\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-989\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8105.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8105.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8105.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13526\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8105.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Julian!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13527\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-990\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8121.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8121.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8121.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13527\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8121.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Michelle.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13528\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-991\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8136.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8136.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8136.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13528\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8136.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Isabella.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13529\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-992\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8142.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8142.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8142.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13529\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8142.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Rocco.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13530\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-993\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8165.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8165.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8165.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13530\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8165.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13531\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-994\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8168.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8168.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8168.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13531\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8168.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Shy guy.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13532\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-995\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8171.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8171.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8171.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13532\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8171.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13533\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-996\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8175.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8175.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8175.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13533\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8175.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13534\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-997\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8199.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8199.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8199.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13534\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8199.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mr. Joshula (what Noah calls him) stealing candy from babies.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13535\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-998\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8219.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8219.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8219.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13535\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8219.jpg?resize=700%2C437&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"437\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13536\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-999\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8225.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8225.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8225.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13536\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8225.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13537\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-1000\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8232.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8232.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8232.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13537\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8232.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13538\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-1001\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8238.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8238.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8238.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13538\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8238.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13539\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-1002\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8243.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8243.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8243.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13539\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8243.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13540\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-1003\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8250.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8250.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8250.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13540\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8250.jpg?resize=700%2C437&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"437\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Leaving.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"13541\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/birthday-salts\/kreg-holt-1004\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/120526_8259.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" 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