{"id":14778,"date":"2012-10-18T10:00:24","date_gmt":"2012-10-18T14:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=14778"},"modified":"2012-10-17T21:14:06","modified_gmt":"2012-10-18T01:14:06","slug":"an-italian-dude-flexing-some-sweet-mall-grip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2012\/10\/18\/an-italian-dude-flexing-some-sweet-mall-grip\/","title":{"rendered":"An Italian dude flexing some sweet mall grip"},"content":{"rendered":"

Me, Joe, and Noah on our way to soccer practice (a while back).<\/p>\n

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Said “mall gripper”.<\/p>\n

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Joe took some photos of the villain of our story.. me.<\/p>\n

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Here’s another one of me, probably yelling at someone.<\/p>\n

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Oh yeah, and Noah isn’t really into soccer.<\/p>\n

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So anyway…<\/p>\n

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Joe’s trip was too short, even if it was for a week. Hope to see him again soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Me, Joe, and Noah on our way to soccer practice (a while back). Said “mall gripper”. Joe took some photos of the villain of our story.. me. Here’s another one of me, probably yelling at someone. Oh yeah, and Noah isn’t really into soccer. So anyway… Joe’s trip was too short, even if it was […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,3,56,57,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exercise","category-friends","category-sappy","category-sports","category-stress"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pl9oj-3Qm","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14778"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14778\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}