{"id":18239,"date":"2013-12-18T16:30:50","date_gmt":"2013-12-18T21:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=18239"},"modified":"2013-12-17T15:03:04","modified_gmt":"2013-12-17T20:03:04","slug":"santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/18\/santa\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nervously waiting in line for the big guy.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"18241\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/18\/santa\/131215_9320\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/131215_9320.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/131215_9320.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/131215_9320.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-18241\" alt=\"131215_9320\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/131215_9320.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Santa!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"18242\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/18\/santa\/131215_9343\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/131215_9343.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/131215_9343.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/131215_9343.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-18242\" alt=\"131215_9343\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/131215_9343.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Noah telling Santa he would like the stuffed fox he saw in the store window.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"18246\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/18\/santa\/131215_9325\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/131215_9325.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/131215_9325.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/131215_9325.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-18246\" alt=\"131215_9325\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/131215_9325.jpg?resize=700%2C437&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"700\" height=\"437\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"18243\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/18\/santa\/131215_9346\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/131215_9346.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/131215_9346.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/131215_9346.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-18243\" alt=\"131215_9346\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/131215_9346.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"18244\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/18\/santa\/131215_9353\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/131215_9353.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" 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