{"id":1896,"date":"2009-05-28T12:51:12","date_gmt":"2009-05-28T16:51:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=1896"},"modified":"2009-05-28T12:51:12","modified_gmt":"2009-05-28T16:51:12","slug":"cheap-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/28\/cheap-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheap Toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>People tell me all the time not waste money on fancy toys, cause the kid will just play with the box.\u00c2\u00a0 People also tell me not to &#8220;let your kids walk all over you&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 Whatever, parenting is tiring.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1897\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/28\/cheap-toys\/_mg_8158\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/_mg_8158.jpg?fit=401%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"401,500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/_mg_8158.jpg?fit=401%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/_mg_8158.jpg?fit=401%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1897\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/_mg_8158.jpg?resize=401%2C500\" alt=\"_mg_8158\" width=\"401\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Conquering Mt. Dad.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1898\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/28\/cheap-toys\/_mg_8168\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/_mg_8168.jpg?fit=500%2C401&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,401\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/_mg_8168.jpg?fit=500%2C401&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/_mg_8168.jpg?fit=500%2C401&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1898\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/_mg_8168.jpg?resize=500%2C401\" alt=\"_mg_8168\" width=\"500\" height=\"401\" \/><\/p>\n<p>All photos by Kate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People tell me all the time not waste money on fancy toys, cause the kid will just play with the box.\u00c2\u00a0 People also tell me not to &#8220;let your kids walk all over you&#8221;.\u00c2\u00a0 Whatever, parenting is tiring. Conquering Mt. Dad. All photos by Kate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exercise"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pl9oj-uA","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1896"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1901,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896\/revisions\/1901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}