{"id":2119,"date":"2009-06-17T09:52:16","date_gmt":"2009-06-17T13:52:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=2119"},"modified":"2009-06-18T11:08:03","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T15:08:03","slug":"most-boringest-day-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/17\/most-boringest-day-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Most Boringest Day Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Noah was stuck in the house yesterday, watching us stuff promos.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s been a while since I mailed out my own promo(tional) card, usually I have the company that prints the cards mail them out, but the way things came together this time I was stuck with the job.\u00c2\u00a0 Printing addresses onto 950 envelopes, stuffing the cards into said envelopes, and placing 950 stamps.<\/p>\n<p>Amid all this manual labor, Noah&#8217;s pants wouldn&#8217;t stay up so I gave him a <a  href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=shoelace%20belt&amp;defid=3017197\" target=\"_blank\">shoestring belt<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 He didn&#8217;t seem to notice his new &#8220;belt&#8221;, but it kept me amused.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2120\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/17\/most-boringest-day-ever\/_mg_1312\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/MG_1312.jpg?fit=401%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"401,500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/MG_1312.jpg?fit=401%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/MG_1312.jpg?fit=401%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2120\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/MG_1312.jpg?resize=401%2C500\" alt=\"_MG_1312\" width=\"401\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Kate taking a break from stuffing envelopes to check her email.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2121\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/17\/most-boringest-day-ever\/_mg_1328\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/MG_1328.jpg?fit=401%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"401,500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/MG_1328.jpg?fit=401%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/MG_1328.jpg?fit=401%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2121\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/MG_1328.jpg?resize=401%2C500\" alt=\"_MG_1328\" width=\"401\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Some of the finished goods.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2122\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/17\/most-boringest-day-ever\/_mg_1330\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/MG_1330.jpg?fit=401%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"401,500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/MG_1330.jpg?fit=401%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" 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data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/MG_1332.jpg?fit=401%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/MG_1332.jpg?fit=401%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2123\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/MG_1332.jpg?resize=401%2C500\" alt=\"_MG_1332\" width=\"401\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Better luck today Noah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Noah 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