{"id":3604,"date":"2009-12-12T10:44:52","date_gmt":"2009-12-12T15:44:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=3604"},"modified":"2009-12-12T10:44:52","modified_gmt":"2009-12-12T15:44:52","slug":"cant-win-em-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/12\/cant-win-em-all\/","title":{"rendered":"Can’t win em all"},"content":{"rendered":"

It was a rainy Saturday, not much going on, but we thought maybe Noah would like to see Santa so we trekked into the city.<\/p>\n

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The line wasn’t long…<\/p>\n

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..but neither was Noah’s patience for this “Santa” dude.<\/p>\n

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Santa was a little easier to deal with from the safety of Mom’s lap with a lollipop.<\/p>\n

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..but we definitely weren’t getting any photo ops.<\/p>\n

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To deal with the failure of our mission, we drowned our disappointment in some donuts from the farmer’s market.<\/p>\n

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It was a rainy Saturday, not much going on, but we thought maybe Noah would like to see Santa so we trekked into the city. The line wasn’t long… ..but neither was Noah’s patience for this “Santa” dude. Santa was a little easier to deal with from the safety of Mom’s lap with a lollipop. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13,38,23,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bummed","category-eating","category-fancy","category-holidays"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pl9oj-W8","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3604"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3614,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3604\/revisions\/3614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}