{"id":4915,"date":"2010-04-08T10:00:41","date_gmt":"2010-04-08T14:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=4915"},"modified":"2010-04-08T08:56:30","modified_gmt":"2010-04-08T12:56:30","slug":"dinner-with-the-fettklomans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/08\/dinner-with-the-fettklomans\/","title":{"rendered":"Dinner with the Fett\/Kloman’s"},"content":{"rendered":"

I never would have believed that Winter could make it hard for us to see people, even people that live exactly one mile away from us, but I get it now.\u00c2\u00a0 Pushing a stroller through the snow, in the dark, and in the cold can keep an ambitious family housebound.\u00c2\u00a0 I feel like our lazy family hibernated all Winter and now we are rubbing our eyes trying to catch up with friends who we hope still want to be our friends.\u00c2\u00a0 Friday night we lured Richard, Susan, Wiley, and Ryder over with dinner and some belated gifts for the boys.\u00c2\u00a0 They took the bait.<\/p>\n

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Noah, with dried guacamole on his face, stole their new cars.<\/p>\n

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Kate tortured Wiley with this rocket launcher.\u00c2\u00a0 All the dude wanted to do was go outside and let the thing fly, but he’d have to wait… and wait…<\/p>\n

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…and wait…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I never would have believed that Winter could make it hard for us to see people, even people that live exactly one mile away from us, but I get it now.\u00c2\u00a0 Pushing a stroller through the snow, in the dark, and in the cold can keep an ambitious family housebound.\u00c2\u00a0 I feel like our lazy […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chilling","category-friends"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pl9oj-1hh","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4915"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4926,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4915\/revisions\/4926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}