{"id":4944,"date":"2010-04-14T10:00:38","date_gmt":"2010-04-14T14:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=4944"},"modified":"2010-04-14T09:30:38","modified_gmt":"2010-04-14T13:30:38","slug":"da-bronx-for-eastah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/","title":{"rendered":"Da Bronx for Eastah!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nana and Opa Urban deserted the family for Easter, choosing to spend their time in Europe..\u00c2\u00a0 Fancy.\u00c2\u00a0 Luckily Kate&#8217;s cousin Carolyn and Aunt Diana had us up to their Bronx compound for some festivities.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-4945\" href=\"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2206\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4945\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2206\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2206.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"461,575\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2206.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2206.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4945\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2206.jpg?resize=461%2C575\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"575\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-4969\" href=\"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2224-2\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4969\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2224-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_22241.jpg?fit=575%2C358&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"575,358\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_22241.jpg?fit=575%2C358&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_22241.jpg?fit=575%2C358&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4969\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_22241.jpg?resize=575%2C358\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"358\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-4948\" href=\"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2230\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4948\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2230\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2230.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"461,575\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2230.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2230.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4948\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2230.jpg?resize=461%2C575\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"575\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Noah&#8217;s Uncle Tim and I got right to shaving up horseradish, which I volunteered for too quickly.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Never rush to burn out your sinuses.\u00c2\u00a0 You can see Tim trying to catch his breath.\u00c2\u00a0 (Photo by Kate.\u00c2\u00a0 Not my sippy cup)<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-4970\" href=\"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2244-2\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4970\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2244-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_22441.jpg?fit=575%2C358&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"575,358\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_22441.jpg?fit=575%2C358&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_22441.jpg?fit=575%2C358&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4970\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_22441.jpg?resize=575%2C358\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"358\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Victoria and Michelle showed Noah around.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-4953\" href=\"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2270\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4953\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2270\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2270.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"461,575\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2270.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2270.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4953\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2270.jpg?resize=461%2C575\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"575\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-4971\" href=\"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2261-2\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4971\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2261-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_22611.jpg?fit=575%2C358&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"575,358\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_22611.jpg?fit=575%2C358&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_22611.jpg?fit=575%2C358&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4971\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_22611.jpg?resize=575%2C358\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"358\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Personalized eggs, fistful&#8217;s of bread&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-4954\" href=\"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2281\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4954\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2281\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2281.jpg?fit=460%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"460,575\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2281.jpg?fit=460%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2281.jpg?fit=460%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4954\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2281.jpg?resize=460%2C575\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"575\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>and a big bowl of horseradish.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-4955\" href=\"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2282\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4955\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2282\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2282.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"461,575\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2282.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2282.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4955\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2282.jpg?resize=461%2C575\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"575\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Noah after getting a good whiff.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-4956\" href=\"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2289\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4956\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2289\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2289.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"461,575\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2289.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2289.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4956\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2289.jpg?resize=461%2C575\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"575\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-4957\" href=\"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2299\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4957\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2299\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2299.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"461,575\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2299.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2299.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4957\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2299.jpg?resize=461%2C575\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"575\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-4958\" href=\"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2302\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4958\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2302\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2302.jpg?fit=460%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"460,575\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2302.jpg?fit=460%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2302.jpg?fit=460%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4958\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2302.jpg?resize=460%2C575\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"575\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After eating we took a trip to a nearby park.\u00c2\u00a0 Noah took the long way by walking into every driveway.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-4959\" href=\"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2322\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4959\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2322\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2322.jpg?fit=460%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"460,575\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2322.jpg?fit=460%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2322.jpg?fit=460%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4959\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2322.jpg?resize=460%2C575\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"575\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cars on I-95.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-4960\" href=\"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2335\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4960\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/14\/da-bronx-for-eastah\/100404_2335\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2335.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"461,575\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2335.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2335.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4960\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2335.jpg?resize=461%2C575\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"575\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-4972\" 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data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2361.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2361.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4965\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2361.jpg?resize=461%2C575\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"575\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Victoria, Jessica, and I waiting for dessert.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment 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data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2371.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2371.jpg?fit=461%2C575&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4968\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/100404_2371.jpg?resize=461%2C575\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"575\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to the Bronx fam. for having us!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nana and Opa Urban deserted the family for Easter, choosing to spend their time in Europe..\u00c2\u00a0 Fancy.\u00c2\u00a0 Luckily Kate&#8217;s cousin Carolyn and Aunt Diana had us up to their Bronx compound for some festivities. Noah&#8217;s Uncle Tim and I got right to shaving up horseradish, which I volunteered for too quickly.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Never rush to burn [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10,38,44,22,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chilling","category-eating","category-family","category-holidays","category-uncle-tim"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pl9oj-1hK","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4944"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4944\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4976,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4944\/revisions\/4976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}