{"id":5477,"date":"2010-05-25T10:00:30","date_gmt":"2010-05-25T14:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=5477"},"modified":"2010-06-11T09:45:23","modified_gmt":"2010-06-11T13:45:23","slug":"hairs-cut-did-i-already-use-this-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/25\/hairs-cut-did-i-already-use-this-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Hairs cut (Did I already use this joke?)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Holt&#8217;s were looking shaggy.\u00c2\u00a0 Lucas came over to help us out.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-5478\" href=\"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/25\/hairs-cut-did-i-already-use-this-joke\/100518_4966\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5478\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/25\/hairs-cut-did-i-already-use-this-joke\/100518_4966\/\" 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