{"id":7418,"date":"2010-09-28T10:00:31","date_gmt":"2010-09-28T14:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=7418"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:27:42","modified_gmt":"2010-09-29T22:27:42","slug":"game-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/28\/game-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Game day"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s game day (Pats vs. Jets) and you live in enemy territory. Fans of the opposing team will try to distract you (by reflecting light in your face off a mirror), especially while you try to get proper nourishment.<\/p>\n

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You can’t let them get to you. You have a job to do, your team needs you to cheer them on, so you persevere.<\/p>\n

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As the game begins you are psyched, your team gets off to a big lead.<\/p>\n

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Then, in the second half the other team wraps up your offense and takes the lead.<\/p>\n

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Your team can’t adjust to this new defense and you “spill the crayons”, losing a game you should have won.<\/p>\n

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This post is dedicated to those people who are forced to live in these kind of hostile environments. It’s not easy, but at least we look good doing it.<\/p>\n

(No account of this game may be redistributed or rebroadcasted (blogged) without the express written consent of Noah..)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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