{"id":7746,"date":"2010-10-21T10:00:34","date_gmt":"2010-10-21T14:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=7746"},"modified":"2010-10-21T09:08:22","modified_gmt":"2010-10-21T13:08:22","slug":"how-to-manage-long-distance-relationships","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/21\/how-to-manage-long-distance-relationships\/","title":{"rendered":"How to manage long distance relationships"},"content":{"rendered":"

Noah and his Auntie Mindy caught up the other night via the interwebs.<\/p>\n

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Noah went and got his computer.<\/p>\n

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“Noah, on a scale of 1 to 10 how excited are you that you will see Auntie Mindy for Thanksgiving?”<\/p>\n

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“10! (or is that “0”…\u00c2\u00a0 probably “10”)”<\/p>\n

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Mindy not laughing at my jokes…<\/p>\n

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Noah and his Auntie Mindy caught up the other night via the interwebs. Noah went and got his computer. “Noah, on a scale of 1 to 10 how excited are you that you will see Auntie Mindy for Thanksgiving?” “10! (or is that “0”…\u00c2\u00a0 probably “10”)” Mindy not laughing at my jokes…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,14,56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-auntie-mindy","category-gear","category-sappy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pl9oj-20W","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7746"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7756,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7746\/revisions\/7756"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}