{"id":834,"date":"2009-01-17T10:00:42","date_gmt":"2009-01-17T15:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=834"},"modified":"2009-01-15T12:31:03","modified_gmt":"2009-01-15T17:31:03","slug":"bathering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/17\/bathering\/","title":{"rendered":"Bathering"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"840\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/17\/bathering\/_mg_90591\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/_mg_90591.jpg?fit=393%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"393,500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/_mg_90591.jpg?fit=373%2C475&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/_mg_90591.jpg?fit=393%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-840\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/_mg_90591.jpg?resize=393%2C500\" alt=\"_mg_90591\" width=\"393\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/_mg_90591.jpg?w=393&amp;ssl=1 393w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/_mg_90591.jpg?resize=373%2C475&amp;ssl=1 373w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 393px) 100vw, 393px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"841\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/17\/bathering\/_mg_90621\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/_mg_90621.jpg?fit=393%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"393,500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/_mg_90621.jpg?fit=373%2C475&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/_mg_90621.jpg?fit=393%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-841\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/_mg_90621.jpg?resize=393%2C500\" alt=\"_mg_90621\" width=\"393\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/_mg_90621.jpg?w=393&amp;ssl=1 393w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/_mg_90621.jpg?resize=373%2C475&amp;ssl=1 373w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 393px) 100vw, 393px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll move to a better shower someday Noah, I promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ll move to a better shower someday Noah, I 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