{"id":8488,"date":"2010-12-15T10:42:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-15T15:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=8488"},"modified":"2010-12-15T10:42:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-15T15:42:00","slug":"bearded-dude-time-of-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/15\/bearded-dude-time-of-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Bearded dude time of year"},"content":{"rendered":"

Saturday morning, big day. Going to see the big guy. Hoping it goes a little smoother than last year<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Uhhh….\u00c2\u00a0 yeah.\u00c2\u00a0 This was the line for Santa.\u00c2\u00a0 I’m not much for lines, but I hung in there for the family.\u00c2\u00a0 Barely.<\/p>\n

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Insert something about “numb toes” and “staring at windows”.<\/p>\n

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Kate warmed Noah up to Santa while I waited in line.<\/p>\n

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Not really psyched at first…<\/p>\n

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…but they got to talking about Thomas the train and Noah came around to him.<\/p>\n

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Why still so serious?<\/p>\n

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