{"id":9259,"date":"2011-03-09T10:09:38","date_gmt":"2011-03-09T15:09:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/?p=9259"},"modified":"2011-03-09T10:09:38","modified_gmt":"2011-03-09T15:09:38","slug":"youll-probably-think-that-im-phoning-it-in-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/09\/youll-probably-think-that-im-phoning-it-in-but\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;ll probably think that I&#8217;m phoning it in, but&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;there is just something about Noah using my phone, it trips me out.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7450.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9260\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/09\/youll-probably-think-that-im-phoning-it-in-but\/110306_7450\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7450.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7450.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7450.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9260\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7450.jpg?resize=560%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"700\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7451.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9261\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/09\/youll-probably-think-that-im-phoning-it-in-but\/110306_7451\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7451.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7451.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7451.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9261\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7451.jpg?resize=561%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"561\" height=\"700\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Playing &#8220;puzzles&#8221; as I change his diaper.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7458.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9262\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/09\/youll-probably-think-that-im-phoning-it-in-but\/110306_7458\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7458.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7458.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7458.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9262\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7458.jpg?resize=561%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"561\" height=\"700\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7467.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9263\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/09\/youll-probably-think-that-im-phoning-it-in-but\/110306_7467\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7467.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7467.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7467.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9263\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7467.jpg?resize=561%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"561\" height=\"700\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7472.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9264\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/09\/youll-probably-think-that-im-phoning-it-in-but\/110306_7472\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7472.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7472.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7472.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9264\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7472.jpg?resize=561%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"561\" height=\"700\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7477.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9265\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/09\/youll-probably-think-that-im-phoning-it-in-but\/110306_7477\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7477.jpg?fit=%2C&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"[]\" data-image- data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7477.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7477.jpg?fit=700%2C700&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9265\"  src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.noahholt.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/110306_7477.jpg?resize=561%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"561\" height=\"700\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;there is just something about Noah using my phone, it trips me out. 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